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  • 10-01-2012, 08:33 PM
    crepers86
    play with my balls
    talking to a friend about here that is not into snakes and i told him i am going to go play with my balls... he says there is no way i can say that to anyone and it sound right... but yall understand though
  • 10-01-2012, 08:49 PM
    BHReptiles
    Re: play with my balls
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by crepers86 View Post
    talking to a friend about here that is not into snakes and i told him i am going to go play with my balls... he says there is no way i can say that to anyone and it sound right... but yall understand though

    What makes this more awesome is when you're female, like myself, and you tell a crowd that you have to go play with your balls. Makes them question you every. single. time. :rofl:
  • 10-01-2012, 08:52 PM
    Andybill
    (Phone rings)

    Me: Hey momma!
    Momma: Hey what are you up to?
    Me: Oh just cleaning my balls.
    Momma: . . . Huh?
  • 10-01-2012, 08:54 PM
    BHReptiles
    Re: play with my balls
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Andybill View Post
    (Phone rings)

    Me: Hey momma!
    Momma: Hey what are you up to?
    Me: Oh just cleaning my balls.
    Momma: . . . Huh?

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    or substitute "cleaning" with "playing"....
  • 10-01-2012, 09:07 PM
    Mike41793
    Friend- "Yo dude you wanna go to wing nite?"
    Me- "yea i just gotta finish feeding my balls."
    Friend- "TMI dude, TMI..."
  • 10-01-2012, 10:06 PM
    SlitherinSisters
    I have to admit I enjoy a good ball joke :) It's not as funny coming from me since I'm female, but when we went on our honeymoon last month lots of people asked me what I do with the snakes when I'm gone. My response: "my mom usually takes care of my balls" I got a lot of weird looks :rofl:
  • 10-02-2012, 07:53 AM
    crepers86
    Re: play with my balls
    thanks guys
  • 10-02-2012, 08:08 AM
    snomoon
    But, But, But.....
    I only have
    One Ball!
  • 10-02-2012, 08:22 AM
    liv
    My personal favourite is "I can fit 10 enormous balls in my rack!"
  • 10-02-2012, 08:35 AM
    RetiredJedi
    How about, "is it normal that I have one ball bigger than the other two?"...


    "Even if they are the same age?"
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