I've never been so proud of myself!!!

The clock struck 1 p.m.

I sat outside in a lounge chair, observing the world on the other side of my free Canada Day sunglasses.

I heard a sound.

Something strange.

A low growl.

I stopped; with bated breath I looked around my backyard.

There it was again.

Grrrrrrrogifafhfofhhg.

"My God" I whispered.

"It's here."

"The beast has arrived."

I ran inside to my kitchen. I needed to do something, and I needed to do something fast.

I took out a frying pan.

I gently placed two strips of bacon in it.

I cranked the heat.

I stared into the element, waiting, looking.

I placed a hot dog in with the cooking bacon.

The clock changed to 1:07.

The sound came again, louder than before.

I toasted a sesame seed bun.

I spread BBQ sauce on it.

I gingerly placed two pickle slices on said bun.

The room began to shake.

I put the bacon on the bun.

My vision started to go black.

I put the hot dog on the bun.

"GGGGGGTGGIRIRRRRRRRRRRRR."

The sound was getting closer.

I coated my creatition in ketchup.

In that moment, I was the picasso of condiments.

I paused.

I bit.

I chewed.

There was a wail; something was dying.

I bit again.

The sound quieted.

The shaking stopped and my vision returned.

I had won my battle............

I was no longer hungry.



TLDR: Cooked a hot dog in bacon grease, but said grease-producing bacon on hot dog, deliciousness soon followed.

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That sounds delicious! I wanna hot dog now...

You sound like the guy I sadly met at a pub called The Black Dog Pub. He described this story, and he filmed it. He said "2 minutes of your time, you have to watch the whole thing" those were two minutes I'll never get back, much like this story. Sorry to be rude, but both video and this story contained hot dogs, and bacon, both in a pan.....which makes me wonder if you are the same dude.

Re: this guy above^^

http://i.imgur.com/Gq3F2.gif


I thought your story was great. Solid combo with the pickles too.

2:30 at work is a bad time to read this story, though...

I HEAR A RUMBLE WITHIN

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You sound like the guy I sadly met at a pub called The Black Dog Pub. He described this story, and he filmed it. He said "2 minutes of your time, you have to watch the whole thing" those were two minutes I'll never get back, much like this story. Sorry to be rude, but both video and this story contained hot dogs, and bacon, both in a pan.....which makes me wonder if you are the same dude.

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If you saw a pic of liv you would realize itd be REALLY hard to mistake her for a dude. Shes a quite attractive female (you know for a canadian :p) if i do say so myself haha :yes:

So ya, i doubt it was the same guy you met in a pub.

Nice story, i thought it was creative. My tummy dont growl, it roars like a manbearpig!

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Originally Posted by 4Ballz

You sound like the guy I sadly met at a pub called The Black Dog Pub. He described this story, and he filmed it. He said "2 minutes of your time, you have to watch the whole thing" those were two minutes I'll never get back, much like this story. Sorry to be rude, but both video and this story contained hot dogs, and bacon, both in a pan.....which makes me wonder if you are the same dude.

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I must meet this man and make him my husband.

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Originally Posted by liv

I must meet this man and make him my husband.

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Mike says you're hot so....

I am that man. ;) LOL

10AM at work... Now I want breakfast :(..... Bacon.... mmmm... :bow:

lol, I'm just saying this is the second time now, that's I've been involved with hot dogs and bacon in the story. If you want to meet him, try The Black Dog Pub in Scarborough. Seeing you are only in Oakville. :gj:

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Originally Posted by gsarchie

Mike says you're hot so....

I am that man. ;) LOL

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Go creep in the female keepers thread and youll see what i mean. Fair warning- have a bucket handy so you dont get drool on your keyboard haha!

Oh my, well if thats the case that was definetly me. I know it says i live in CT but no that was most definetly me. Being drunk and talking about hot dogs and what not. Yup was def me without a doubt. I rmbr annoying 4Ballz too.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: