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  • 02-20-2004, 05:05 AM
    Wizill
    people these days folks... so i'm at work today (cooking) and it's about 12:00pm, and a 30ish year old lady comes in. You know those "no-bread" diets (i'm sure there's a techincal term)? Well, she evidentally doesn't eat bread according to her diet. So anyway, she orders a hot dog, with chilli, relish, ketchup, mustard, onions , and cole slaw. I slop together this mountain of hotdog and condements, only to hear her complaning about how messy her hot dog was. How on earth do you make a hotdog with all that garbage on it, without a FREAKIN' bun? I say we team up and just walk around, slap common sense into everybody we see. Ya feelin' me?? :) :)
  • 02-20-2004, 08:32 AM
    jotay
    Every single day of my life, Wizill, every single day!
  • 02-20-2004, 08:37 AM
    Marla
    Not to mention onions are just cellular fiber, water, and sugar and shouldn't be allowed on her diet ...
  • 02-20-2004, 09:28 AM
    JLC
    Honestly....I can't comprehend why someone would think a hot dog, plus all the other garbage she piled on it would be OK to eat, but a bun wouldn't. There's not the least bit of nutritional value in any of that (what little there might be in the onions and cole slaw is easily overridden by all the fat and sodium in the rest!)...so why not add a little white bread to hold it all together? Argh...diets...that's a whole new thread, isn't it?

    Will...if she comes in again...ask her if she'd like for you to put it all in the blender and into a cup with a straw! :twisted:
  • 02-20-2004, 09:48 AM
    Marla
    Judy, I love your new sig! That's great.
  • 02-20-2004, 10:10 AM
    JLC
    :D Thanks Marla!
  • 02-21-2004, 06:06 PM
    BallKingdom
    I want to kill atkins....

    Oh, and that diet it losing popularity now that it came to light how crappy his diet made his heart. lol
  • 02-21-2004, 06:13 PM
    emroul
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jotay
    Every single day of my life, Wizill, every single day!

    Ditto. It sucks..I hate food service...
  • 02-21-2004, 06:21 PM
    beaglegod
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    quote:
    Not to mention onions are just cellular fiber, water, and sugar and shouldn't be allowed on her diet

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    Foshizzle Marla! If I ever need a lawyer Im callin you :P

    Oh by the way didnt they find like a piece of bacon wrapped around Dr. Atkins heart? :wink:
  • 02-21-2004, 10:20 PM
    Ironhead
    Maybe everyone ought to try out the Ewell Gibbons Diet. Plenty of Fiber in that diet.

    How many of ya out there have heard of Ewell Gibbons? Probably just us old fogies will remember him. :D

    Oh, and Will.....My youngest daughter always orders her Hamburger with no bun. Just ketchup, lettuce and pickle on it. But that's not near as messy as you are talking about.
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