This just left me dumbfounded...

If I had a dollar for everything wrong with this article, I could afford to build and stock an entire snake room!

http://www.theonion.com/4004/news3.html

There's just so much wrong with this I don't know whether to laugh my head off or pull my hair out! I don't even know where to begin on commenting.....

What do ya'll think?

lmao. ya thats a funny one. but its fake. haha...i loved the komodo dragon thing though.

OMG, the only thing I can say, is that is just rediculoius.. the house breaking thing..aweful.. soy mice... someone needs to tell her she is doing more harm to the animlas than help.

The komodo dragon thing at the end was a pretty big tip-off because what two-bit rescue operation is going to get one of those? But with celebs these days, you just never know! I could see many of them having that same approach to animal care!

32 foot boa constrictor? Umm, I think there is an identity crisis over at the Stone Haven.

The whole thing is just pathetic...:roll:

Jennifer

LMAO thats hilarious.Im sure every animal needs a soothing "wolves at night"soundtrack to fall asleep to.
Thats a great pic to of the snake and kitten"sharing" a room.
ya,that free range komodo in the backyard eating "all the grass it wants along side a pot bellied pig"doesnt sound like its going to last long.
Isnt the onion just a bunch of funny made up stories?

"See Myrlie over there?" asked Silverstone, as she pointed to a Komodo dragon sunning itself in a corner of the backyard. "In a zoo, she'd be locked in a pen all day. But here, she can roam free, eat all the grass she wants, and play with Pepper, the pot-bellied pig. Zoos and city shelters simply don't give animals this kind of friendly environment."

Ok well, Rusty's Dragons will soon be needing donations to house and feed (well maybe not feed) the "komodo dragon" and Boa (retic boa at that) that will soon be seized due to animal cruelty from dumb chick movie stars animal refuge. I figure by the time I get them the retic will be full up with kittens and the dragon on piggies, so maybe just donations to house.....
lolololol
That's just insane.
Rusty

Always count on the onio to give you news to laugh at!

But is it a true story? Or is "the onion" just made up stories?

The Onion is all fake news stories....just made to laugh at, not be taken seriously.