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  • 01-12-2004, 03:49 PM
    Marla
    Man bitten after putting snake in pocket
    1/12/2004

    GREENWICH, N.J. -- A man who police say stole two snakes from a pet store was bitten by one of the reptiles as he drove home from the Franklin Township store.

    The tiger python snakes were not poisonous, and the 20-year-old man, whom police declined to identify, did not seek medical treatment for the bite to his groin area.

    Police said the man took the snakes last week, slipping them into canvas bags he had rigged in his pants pockets. As the man headed home, one of the snakes wriggled out of the bag, wrapped itself around his leg and bit him.

    Police recovered the snakes from the man's home. Officers went there because the man had bought an iguana from the store the same day the snakes were stolen.

    The man was charged with receiving stolen property. Theft charges were also expected to be filed.
  • 01-12-2004, 05:00 PM
    Ironhead
    Well he is a dip s@@t for stealing them, but I know all about puting snakes in your pocket. How else was I gonna get them past my Mom into the house after I caught them? :wink:
  • 01-12-2004, 05:19 PM
    Marla
    LOL! By distracting her with a fistful of dandelions from the yard, maybe?
  • 01-12-2004, 08:12 PM
    Hoomi
    Is that a python in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • 01-12-2004, 11:30 PM
    pimp_n_python
    imagine having a tiger python attached to your testicle!!

    YOOOOOOOOOW that would hurt

    pain is often the price for stupidity!!
  • 01-13-2004, 12:32 AM
    Marla
    Glad I don't have any of those.
  • 01-13-2004, 12:37 AM
    Ironhead
    Maybe that's why the Python Regius got its name, Ball Python!
  • 01-13-2004, 12:42 AM
    Marla
    OH! No you didn't!

    OMG that was funny.
  • 01-13-2004, 03:25 AM
    juiceboxfaerii
    Another thing that works well for sneaking snakes is wearing a hooded sweatshirt and putting them in the hood. Well, it's easier for me anyway since there's no room for snakes in my pants...

    I didn't mean it like that. =)

    Emily
  • 01-13-2004, 04:05 AM
    Wizill
    stealing a snake is kidnapping imo.
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