The BEST ambassador!

Ahem,

My dear Vimes just shed, not yet an hour ago
He looked quite remarkable, he sparkled and glowed!
His scales her so smooth, he was practically soft
In such a fine state, I thought to show him off
I brought him downstairs, only Father was there
He is not fond of snakes, but I didn't care
I sang of his grandeur, his dearness, his size
Slowly grabbing the interest of my Father's blue eyes
He looked over from his spot on my mother's new couch
And I thought to myself, "I've won over this grouch!"
But then, alas, as I spoke of Vimes' wit
All over the couch, he took a huge :cens0r:

:8:

:gj:

He slithered all the way up to my neck and cuddled around it prior to, so not only did the explosive matter soak the couch, I also had the pleasure of it running alllllll the way down my back, with a nice big urate finishing the event by perching itself between the tops of two of my non-facial cheeks. It was a magnificent disaster! :rolleye2:

:8: That just made my day lol, thank you for that, I needed it lol. And sorry you got pooed on:rofl:

That is freaking hilarious!! :rofl:

Ow wow...

:rofl::rofl:

:gj::banana::banana::banana::gj:
gotta love it!!!! thanks made my day!

I think it has happened to all of us!!

For some reason, I still love the little bugger :D