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  • 06-01-2012, 08:52 PM
    liv
    The BEST ambassador!
    Ahem,

    My dear Vimes just shed, not yet an hour ago
    He looked quite remarkable, he sparkled and glowed!
    His scales her so smooth, he was practically soft
    In such a fine state, I thought to show him off
    I brought him downstairs, only Father was there
    He is not fond of snakes, but I didn't care
    I sang of his grandeur, his dearness, his size
    Slowly grabbing the interest of my Father's blue eyes
    He looked over from his spot on my mother's new couch
    And I thought to myself, "I've won over this grouch!"
    But then, alas, as I spoke of Vimes' wit
    All over the couch, he took a huge :cens0r:
  • 06-01-2012, 08:54 PM
    h00blah
    :8:

    :gj:
  • 06-01-2012, 09:02 PM
    liv
    Re: The BEST ambassador!
    He slithered all the way up to my neck and cuddled around it prior to, so not only did the explosive matter soak the couch, I also had the pleasure of it running alllllll the way down my back, with a nice big urate finishing the event by perching itself between the tops of two of my non-facial cheeks. It was a magnificent disaster! :rolleye2:
  • 06-01-2012, 09:23 PM
    cmack91
    :8: That just made my day lol, thank you for that, I needed it lol. And sorry you got pooed on:rofl:
  • 06-01-2012, 09:29 PM
    heathers*bps
    That is freaking hilarious!! :rofl:
  • 06-02-2012, 12:02 AM
    mackynz
    Ow wow...

    :rofl::rofl:
  • 06-02-2012, 12:08 AM
    BFE Pets
    Re: The BEST ambassador!
    :gj::banana::banana::banana::gj:
    gotta love it!!!! thanks made my day!
  • 06-02-2012, 12:51 AM
    kitedemon
    I think it has happened to all of us!!
  • 06-02-2012, 09:16 AM
    liv
    Re: The BEST ambassador!
    For some reason, I still love the little bugger :D
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