How to Avoid Snakes

I came across this article and from what I can surmise it was written with serious intentions, but some of the steps read like satire.

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Step 9: If you live in a rural community or don't have a car, and you have to walk from place to place, do so with a fast pace. When you are walking on the sidewalk, make sure you stay in the middle of the sidewalk.

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Some of the things in this article seem like they would cause even more fear for someone already afraid of snakes.

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Snakes

It's a fun read.

Ohhhh goodness. I had a guy come into my work the other day ( I work at a pet store ) while I was holding a ball python and he said his "neighbors German Shepard was killed and eaten by one of those" LOL really?!

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Don't go to a Snake Charmer because sometimes the snake doesn't listen and can bite you

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:rofl: I'm not really sure why, but this made me crack up for some reason. "Beware, Snake Charmer!"

And the idea of a snake "listening" :rolleye2:

LOLOLOLOL...

Woooaaahhh guys, don't take too long getting into your cars!! You might get bitten!!!

:ninja: Instead, why not just jump between objects that aren't on the floor? Door, to flowerpot, to bonnet of the car, and then the roof, and then swing down into the car!! :ninja: