Best Pickup Lines

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! In honor of Valentine's Day, I'd like to hear your best pickup lines. No R-rated lines allowed, of course! We have young members here. I'll start off with one that made me smile recently, "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

If I could re arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together ;)

Guy: life without you is like a broken pencil
Girl: how?
Guy: pointless

"Be unique and different, say yes."

My socks are havin a party, can you pants come down?

Your pants are like mirrors, I can see myself in them.

Yes, I have actually heard this line a time or two :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by heathers*bps

Your pants are like mirrors, I can see myself in them.

Yes, I have actually heard this line a time or two :rolleyes:

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You must hang around with goobers like me lmfao!

are those moon pants youre wearing?

because your butt is out of this world!

ive got a lot more but even though they arent X rated they are probably still not appropriate here.

IM me if you wanna know ;)

How much does a polar bear weigh? I dont know but enough to break the ice!

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Convicts could break rocks on your rear end.