funniest story of the week (at least for me)

so had to go to work and get some paper work at work today, and we decided to bring my baby nic boa who had eaten about 3 days ago. Its been a fairly cold day today here in VA so my fiancee put little Gavin down her shirt against her skin, so now who can finish the story and tell me what happened. Lol 100 points to whoever finishes the story correctly.

After your boa was nestled snugly in her shirt it took a nice pee and poo in there just to make it feel like home, which then prompted squealing and flailing on your fiancee's part and immediate eviction of said boa from his chest top home.
The End lol

well your about 95% accurate, he definately pooped and peed allover her. She got mad an surprisingly handed me to him without throwing him. She exhibited amazing control and handed him to me. LOL, it was the funniest thing ever cause that little guy stinks let me tell you what. But she was a decent sport about it and should drop her grdge by tomorrow lol.