Punny Pet Names

So when I first got my ball I asked some of my friends for naming suggestions. I still reserve the right to nickname him Boots wen he's in a nippy mood, LOL. Anyway, some of them were pretty corny.

Charlton Hisston
William Snakespeare
Longfellow
Trouser

I know we have some fairly brilliant and funny people on here, what are some of the best/worst funny pet names you've come up with over the years?

Oh my gosh, there was one on Modern family, let me try to remember what it was.

Oh yeah. The bird was Flyza Minnell and the snake was Zsa Zsa Gaboa! Hahaha, that was fun. I should spend some time thinking of some.

My tarantula I got on christmas is "humbug", I think that's pretty punny! :rolleye2:

This one's name is Darth Jackass

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Look at L_gray's signature:

1.2 Normal Ball Python (Julius Squeezer, Lucille Ball, Audrey Hissburn)
1.1 Pastel Ball Python (William Snakespeare,Reese Slitherspoon
1.0 Mojave Ball Python (Vincent Van Mojo)
0.1 Spider Ball Python (Elizabeth Scaylor)
1.0 Orange Ghost Ball Python (Mark Snakechize)
0.1 Albino Ball Python (Marilyn Monroyal)

She wins.

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Originally Posted by Redneck_Crow

This one's name is Darth Jackass

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Is it a male? Because the same friend who suggested Boots also suggested Pursey (pronounced "Percy"). Feel free to steal/threaten.

@CatandDiallo: Hah! Those are great! L_gray FTW.

We used to have rats we named after the Elizabethan royals (Anne Boleyn, Mary, Jane Gray, Elizabeth, Henry, Edward, Henry Fitzroy, etc.)

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Originally Posted by CatandDiallo

Look at L_gray's signature:

1.2 Normal Ball Python (Julius Squeezer, Lucille Ball, Audrey Hissburn)
1.1 Pastel Ball Python (William Snakespeare,Reese Slitherspoon
1.0 Mojave Ball Python (Vincent Van Mojo)
0.1 Spider Ball Python (Elizabeth Scaylor)
1.0 Orange Ghost Ball Python (Mark Snakechize)
0.1 Albino Ball Python (Marilyn Monroyal)

She wins.

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Haha! She was the 1st person I thought of when I saw this thread!

I have a cornsnake named CORNelia... :rolleyes: I know...

The only one I have is Hammy, my hog island boa... Hammy... Hog... Yeah, lame... :rolleye2:

EDIT: I guess my pinstripe, Al Capone... Reference to pinstriped suits...

I named my boa Humphrey BOAgart