Poop stories, anyone?

Last night, I had my biggest bp out. She's really sociable, and likes to hang out behind my computer monitor (it's nice and snug with nothing to hurt herself on). Well last night, she was just dinking around when suddenly, I heard her start to fart. I couldn't believe it. She passed a MASSIVE turd and urates behind my monitor. 4 1/2 foot female who's taken two rats since her last bowel movement. Took a dump. Behind my monitor. No amount of vinegar or vanilla extract will remove this smell.
Thankfully, today's the day my dad and I are building my new desk+racks, so I won't have to live with the smell forever.

Anyone else ever have snakes poop at the worst time or place?

I've never had that happen "yet" but it sure was funny to picture what you described.

I got peed on once. I was laying down on my bed with her and my computer and I had to wait for her to finish peeing on my chest before I could get up so she didn't get any on my bed. :puke: Nastiest experience of my life so far. :(

Not personally but my gf gets peed on 80% of the time she holds my pastel but never me and i hold her all the time.

I heard my first fart a few days ago. I got up from my chair to go investigate because I was so thrown off by the sound.

BIG POOP.

My husband sleeps right next to my snake's tank and woke me up the other day at like 3 in the morning yelling about how my snake had just ripped some major farts and smeared her "art" all over the aspen on the warm side. I was half asleep and didn't pay much attention to him but sure enough, in the morning, I saw the evidence all over the place lol