My aunt and I love ball pythons. Between the two of us we have nine so far and we're not stopping. :)
Well, sometimes she likes talking to those Nigerian scammers that pose to be your boyfriend/lover and ask you to wire them money so they can "get back to the US". You know the sort.
She was talking to one about the reptile show we were getting ready to go to. The conversation went like this:
Her: I am going to a reptile show this Sunday
Him: Oh, I have been to one of those
Her: Have you?
Him: Yes, where you can go there and see the snakes, and their skills
Her: Snakes have skills?
Him: Yes. You can see how fast they can run, and how fast they can strike
Her: Snakes can't run. They don't have legs.
Him: Well, you know what I mean
Her: You don't go to reptile shows to see snakes' skills. You go there to buy reptiles.
Him: Oh, well. Are you going to buy any new ones?
So.. how fast do snakes run?
:P
Have you ever encountered those Nigerian scammers? There's some websites about them.. it's like "romance scammers" or something. Still, pretty funny the things that they say.
