Wanted: well trained snake

I am looking for a well trained ball python. Must come to name and be housebroken.

ROFL I was reading craigslist and came across a for sale add that was selling a well trained snake. When I went back to look at it again it was gone but dang I wanted that snake. So do any of you have a well trained snake? How do you go about training your snake to come to its name and to go to the bathroom outside?

Sorry but I just couldn't help myself. I have a list of the snakes i really want but I would almost pay anything for a snake that would sit up and roll over and beg and do other tricks :D

So what is the funniest add you have seen?

Lol there's craigslist for ya

My carpet python meets your criteria, she comes when I call her name (and also holding a rat) and she poops in water bowl everytime, im convinced if you put her water bowl outside, she would ask to be let outside.

My Pinstripe girl is doing very well in Agility Training

hahaha i got one of mine to "come when called" once. she was in her cage and she's always VERY curious about what is going on outside. i enticed her with some hand movements while saying her name repeatedly. she came right up to the glass. would have made a hilarious youtube video. got a huge kick out of it. lol

I have seen a hog nosed snake play dead. Does that count?