Ok, I have seen this done before on a different forum and it was fun then and I'm sure it will be fun this time. This is a pretty funny way to tell a story and the plot of it can change every time someone posts on here. The rules are simple: you can only post three words at a time, you can not post back to back (someone has to post three words after you do before you can post again).
When we get a couple pages, the funny part comes in when you reread the story from the beginning. I will start:
Many years ago...