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Funny CL exchange

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  • 07-31-2011, 05:11 PM
    Highline Reptiles South
    Funny CL exchange
    I sent an email the other day asking if they were sure of the sex of the snake.... I reversed the emails so they are a little easier to read....but it really made me laugh...

    _________________________

    First Email:


    Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:13 AM
    Subject: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

    Are you sure it is a he?

    _______________________________________

    On Jul 31, 2011, at 2:27 AM, xxxx wrote:

    Personally, I do not have the expertise required to make that
    determination.
    That statement is due to the following:
    1)Animal bred in captivity.
    2)Animal has been seen by vet.
    3)Former owner stated as such is a reputable previously assigned
    pastor to the church I work for.
    4)have no reason to think otherwise.
    I simply have it from a reliable source who had no motivation to make
    any false statements.
    I got the animal only because pastor was assigned to a mountain church
    where temps were not conducive to The animals comfort zone. Truly a
    friendly snake that seems to generally like human company.
    Before this I had never owned a snake before. Just liked them as a kid
    I guess and had no problem caring for it.
    The Pastor knows how I feel about all animals and knew I would never
    let it be mistreated or neglected.
    Frankly if I was moving to a bigger place or had a bigger budget I
    would not part with him.
    Christian

    ____________________

    Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:54 AM
    Subject: Re: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

    I'm sorry i only adopt jewish snakes...

    ____________________________

    Subject: RE: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)
    Date: July 31, 2011 4:22:36 AM EDT

    LOL.
    As far as I know, since she never brought him to service and he never told
    me what his faith is,
    He might be. lol
  • 07-31-2011, 05:23 PM
    akaangela
    Well I never.... only adopting Jewish snakes. ROFL What did the snake tell them it was a "he"?
  • 07-31-2011, 07:05 PM
    CoolioTiffany
    Re: Funny CL exchange
    LMFAO @ Jew snakes:rofl:

    I do respect others' religious views, but myself being not religious one bit makes me giggle at those kinds of things too:rolleyes:.
  • 07-31-2011, 07:22 PM
    DellaF
    :rofl: Wow!
  • 07-31-2011, 09:37 PM
    babyknees
    That entertained me.
  • 07-31-2011, 11:22 PM
    snakesRkewl
    :P funny exchange
  • 07-31-2011, 11:28 PM
    heathers*bps
    Definitely cracking up over here!
  • 07-31-2011, 11:45 PM
    JLC
    Re: Funny CL exchange
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by womsterr View Post
    Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:54 AM
    Subject: Re: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

    I'm sorry i only adopt jewish snakes...

    :rofl: I don't care who you are...that right there is funny! :rofl:
  • 08-01-2011, 11:16 AM
    wolfy-hound
    That was hysterical. Glad tos ee folks with a healthy sense of humor. I love that the entire reply never addressed the actual question of "male or female confirmed". It sounded rather like the run-around reply you get from the Nigerian scammers at one point.
  • 08-01-2011, 11:44 AM
    PitOnTheProwl
    Re: Funny CL exchange
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JLC View Post
    :rofl: I don't care who you are...that right there is funny! :rofl:

    bless the starving pygmys in new guinea!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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