Funny CL exchange

I sent an email the other day asking if they were sure of the sex of the snake.... I reversed the emails so they are a little easier to read....but it really made me laugh...

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First Email:


Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:13 AM
Subject: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

Are you sure it is a he?

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On Jul 31, 2011, at 2:27 AM, xxxx wrote:

Personally, I do not have the expertise required to make that
determination.
That statement is due to the following:
1)Animal bred in captivity.
2)Animal has been seen by vet.
3)Former owner stated as such is a reputable previously assigned
pastor to the church I work for.
4)have no reason to think otherwise.
I simply have it from a reliable source who had no motivation to make
any false statements.
I got the animal only because pastor was assigned to a mountain church
where temps were not conducive to The animals comfort zone. Truly a
friendly snake that seems to generally like human company.
Before this I had never owned a snake before. Just liked them as a kid
I guess and had no problem caring for it.
The Pastor knows how I feel about all animals and knew I would never
let it be mistreated or neglected.
Frankly if I was moving to a bigger place or had a bigger budget I
would not part with him.
Christian

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Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:54 AM
Subject: Re: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

I'm sorry i only adopt jewish snakes...

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Subject: RE: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)
Date: July 31, 2011 4:22:36 AM EDT

LOL.
As far as I know, since she never brought him to service and he never told
me what his faith is,
He might be. lol

Well I never.... only adopting Jewish snakes. ROFL What did the snake tell them it was a "he"?

LMFAO @ Jew snakes:rofl:

I do respect others' religious views, but myself being not religious one bit makes me giggle at those kinds of things too:rolleyes:.

:rofl: Wow!

That entertained me.

:P funny exchange

Definitely cracking up over here!

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Originally Posted by womsterr

Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:54 AM
Subject: Re: Ball Python needs a home (pineville)

I'm sorry i only adopt jewish snakes...

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:rofl: I don't care who you are...that right there is funny! :rofl:

That was hysterical. Glad tos ee folks with a healthy sense of humor. I love that the entire reply never addressed the actual question of "male or female confirmed". It sounded rather like the run-around reply you get from the Nigerian scammers at one point.

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Originally Posted by JLC

:rofl: I don't care who you are...that right there is funny! :rofl:

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bless the starving pygmys in new guinea!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: