very funny short stories in it include these faves:
1) by Matt Hilburn
while playing scrabble at my future in-law's house, i asked "Is nag a word?"
as my father-in-law walked by, he answered, "In about 6 months it will be."
2) by D'Ona Pierce
The photo in the newspaper was of a police squad car parked next to a small airplane that had made an emergency landing on a highway. My 15 year old daughter was impressed: "How did they get that plane to pull over?"
3) by Jessica Dodge
At daycare, my 4 year old watched as a teacher pulled something hot from the oven. "Whats that on your hand?" he asked.
"An oven mitt", she said."It keeps me from getting burned. Doesnt your mom use them?"
"No, my mom's just really careful when she opens the pizza box."
:rofl:
theres a bunch more but i'm too tired to type 'em all out, time for me to go to :sleepy:. my pillow is lookin' might nice right about now, haha.
see if ya'll can find anymore at readersdigest.com