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  • 05-25-2011, 10:47 PM
    lasweetswan
    I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..
    or a joke.
    C'mon!:P
  • 05-25-2011, 10:54 PM
    lasweetswan
    Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by lasweetswan View Post
    or a joke.
    C'mon!:P

    Okay! I'll go first!

    What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
  • 05-25-2011, 10:56 PM
    crapwhereaminow
    um, not embarrassing for me but funny in a ball-python-nerd sort of way.

    One of my males has a VERY strong feeding response. He's quite excited by the prospect of food and will strike blindly whenever he smells rats, even before the tub is open.
    One night I was feeding him last, so he was super excited. He struck, missed, bit himself, and then tried to constrict himself. It was really pathetic watching a small ball python flail around on the ground trying to get a grip on his own tail.
    When he realized his mistake he ducked into his hide and refused to come out for the rest of the night! I think he was a bit embarrassed. :P

    EDIT: Idk, what did he say?
  • 05-25-2011, 11:06 PM
    lasweetswan
    Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by crapwhereaminow View Post
    um, not embarrassing for me but funny in a ball-python-nerd sort of way.

    One of my males has a VERY strong feeding response. He's quite excited by the prospect of food and will strike blindly whenever he smells rats, even before the tub is open.
    One night I was feeding him last, so he was super excited. He struck, missed, bit himself, and then tried to constrict himself. It was really pathetic watching a small ball python flail around on the ground trying to get a grip on his own tail.
    When he realized his mistake he ducked into his hide and refused to come out for the rest of the night! I think he was a bit embarrassed. :P

    EDIT: Idk, what did he say?

    Haha! I love this. Mine will strike as well, but after feed. I've witnessed her bump her little nose quite a few times.

    Anyway, so the snowman tells the other snowman, "smells like carrots in here"..haha.
  • 05-25-2011, 11:49 PM
    angllady2
    It's lame I know, but here goes...

    What did one zombie eating at the circus say to the other zombie eating at the circus ?


    Gale
  • 05-25-2011, 11:53 PM
    cecilbturtle
    why dont monsters eat clowns?



    because they taste funny :D
  • 05-25-2011, 11:55 PM
    cecilbturtle
    there are two muffins in the oven. the 1st muffin says to the 2nd muffin, "man, its HOT in here!" the 2nd muffins says, "AHHH a talking muffin!!"
  • 05-25-2011, 11:56 PM
    cecilbturtle
    i told this to one of my neices when she was about 5 and she looked super confused and asked me "why would anyone only make two muffins?" :rofl:
  • 05-27-2011, 01:41 AM
    lasweetswan
    Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cecilbturtle View Post
    i told this to one of my neices when she was about 5 and she looked super confused and asked me "why would anyone only make two muffins?" :rofl:

    I tried to tell this story to my boyfriend today....let me just say, it is not funny when trying to explain to someone. hahaha. Then I couldn't even convince him to read it just to see how funny it actually was. I failed :(
  • 05-27-2011, 01:58 AM
    BigTim55
    I fell in the shower once... while I wasn't alone... :-\ real embarassing!

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