Embarrassing Stories Lets Hear Them !!!!!!!!!

I was just telling a few people I work with my most embarrassing story so I figured I would share it hear as well and hopefully hear some worse lol.
Note before reading : My wife doesn't cook, I do all the cooking.

So me and my wife go shopping every Sunday morning. About 6 months ago we went about our usual Sunday morning routine and were shopping for about 40 min or so and made our way to the meat section. So I happen to look over and I see my wife looking at the meat like she knew what she was even looking at. So I walk up behind her and give her a tap on the tush and say "Rach what the hell are looking at you know you cant cook "............. Well it wasn't my wife . Yupp I tapped another woman's butt and her boyfriend was right there as well ....Cracking up laughing because I don't know who was more shocked me or her. I never studdered soo much in my life "I I I I 'm soo sososorry lady, your wearing the ssssame cloths as my wife " hahahahahaha . I take a look over and my wife has that stare that says" I could walk away right now and pretend I dont even know him ". BUT in my defense she had the same build and wearing the same exact cloths and the same hair style. Needless to say I do not touch the tushy in public until I get visual facial confirmation.

So there is mine , I know you all have them so lets hear them !!!!!! Well read them lol

after I stop laughing Ill one.

So, im still laughing at your story because that's something I would do.

One time my wife and I went to San Antonio to the mall. While she was in line to use the atm, I decided to go look in the store next to the atm. I walk in and get a face full of glass door. That sucker was clean I didn't even see it. That was pretty embarrassing.

Polish..... that has to be the funniest story!!!!

Im blonde...so the stories are seriously NEVER ENDING!! Really I could write a book....

However last Saturday I was with my son....my hubby and my nephew. I don't know what in the world my hubby and nephew were talking about but we parked the car in the drive way and got out. My husband said something about a Mom I'd like to......and I turned around while walking and bam....face first into the garage door. Pretty much just like new years when I ran into the sliding glass door....ugh.

There was also the time I was talking on the cell....driving and I look at my passenger and was frantic as to where my cell phone was...even pulled over and put my call on hold. The whole time she was looking at me like I was an alien.....LOL

Like I said...may many blonde moments.

my most embarrassing moment was wail back when i was 12 at my b-day party. i should start out by saying whenever im super stressed ( which given my lifestyle i usually am ),i have insomnia. So at my party i did this thing were i woke up cuz i had just recovered from a major stresser, but i was like half asleep i got out of my pull out bed and walked upstairs stared at the kitchen table and decided it would make a nice place to sleep. not sure why i did that but when i woke up there were many curios children staring at me.:rolleye2:

This one is bad... I was going to culinary school years ago. I was on the way into the bathroom and a man walked right into the bathroom in front of me. I said, "excuse me sir,this is the woman's restroom". "He" turned around and said "I am a woman". I was so mortified and I had to spend a whole semester in the same class as this lady. Goes to show that you can not always tell. Foot in mouth!

When I was at my first college about 5 years ago in a small hicktown there was a migrating prank between all my friends.

Every once in a while a big piece of ice (usually in a very *cough*adult*cough* shape, with an obvious wrapper) would be moved from freezer to freezer. Also the wrapper had to be signed with something silly.
Only rule was a person had to add a #2 to the migration if there was no more room to write on the 1st.

This continued for about 4 months...

Well I got the whole collection the day before finals and I had to add #14...as organized as I am I just dumped them into an old popsicle box. Later I snuck them over to a guyfriend's place, assuming he had be quietly educated in the game....:rolleyes:

3 days later during a family thanksgiving (which I was asked to join) out comes HIS GRANDMOTHER asking "_____, how do you open this?" in front of the whole family... who all look like :O . This is when I realized no one had clued him in. Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh

Realizing I was in a heap of trouble I fessed up to the whole family explaining the game so my buddy wouldn't get killed. Thankfully everyone laughed to tears once they began reading the sayings on them.

Unfortunately, someone in his family is keeping up the game because a 12 pack of them ended up in his freezer last month during his wedding, which his new wife found...

Hahahaha these are all great

@JAYGEE ... On Sunday, me my sister and my wife were leaving the casino that had a HUGE automatic glass rotating door (I'm sure you all know what I mean ) and as we were walking around it I thought it had got to the point where we exit and I walked right into the glass hahahaha I think my wife peed herself because she said she knew I was going to walk into it.

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Originally Posted by PolishPython

I was just telling a few people I work with my most embarrassing story so I figured I would share it hear as well and hopefully hear some worse lol.
Note before reading : My wife doesn't cook, I do all the cooking.

So me and my wife go shopping every Sunday morning. About 6 months ago we went about our usual Sunday morning routine and were shopping for about 40 min or so and made our way to the meat section. So I happen to look over and I see my wife looking at the meat like she knew what she was even looking at. So I walk up behind her and give her a tap on the tush and say "Rach what the hell are looking at you know you cant cook "............. Well it wasn't my wife . Yupp I tapped another woman's butt and her boyfriend was right there as well ....Cracking up laughing because I don't know who was more shocked me or her. I never studdered soo much in my life "I I I I 'm soo sososorry lady, your wearing the ssssame cloths as my wife " hahahahahaha . I take a look over and my wife has that stare that says" I could walk away right now and pretend I dont even know him ". BUT in my defense she had the same build and wearing the same exact cloths and the same hair style. Needless to say I do not touch the tushy in public until I get visual facial confirmation.

So there is mine , I know you all have them so lets hear them !!!!!! Well read them lol

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Oh My gosh! This is the funniest story ever! I was LMAO and ROFL!! Luckily this lady's boyfriend didn't knock you out for grabbing the wrong tush!

Its very funny looking back on it but when it happened it really wasnt lol