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  • 12-26-2010, 12:43 PM
    j_h_smith
    The Barber and Society Today
    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
    The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
  • 12-26-2010, 01:22 PM
    wilomn
    Re: The Barber and Society Today
    That is funny.

    But, when you think about it, it's reality should really just piss everyone off.
  • 12-26-2010, 06:30 PM
    j_h_smith
    Re: The Barber and Society Today
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    That is funny.

    But, when you think about it, it's reality should really just piss everyone off.

    That's the reason I posted the joke. At first, you think it's funny, but then your brain starts processing the words and you say, hey wait a minute, that's not as funny as it is real life.

    Jim Smith
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