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  • 12-25-2010, 06:38 PM
    Dagan
    A Snake Lover's Christmas Poem
    Someone on another reptile forum shared this with me, so I thought I'd share it with you guys. Unfortunately no one really knows who the author is as far as I can tell, but it's cute.

    I did not write this!

    --

    A Snake Keeper's Christmas



    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house

    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

    Which isn't surprising, for all of the mice

    Were stuffed in snake bellies or frozen on ice.



    The vipers were brumating down in their beds

    While visions of spring matings danced in their heads.

    The cobras were coiled in their hide boxes deep

    And in front of the fireplace, the python asleep.



    When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter

    I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

    And what to my wondering eyes should appear,

    But an empty sleigh, and eight frightened reindeer.



    And there by the fire my python yawned wide

    A red fur trimmed cap disappearing inside.

    I wondered what he'd eaten, as it slid out of sight?

    Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good bite. 
  • 12-25-2010, 06:40 PM
    PitOnTheProwl
    I hate christmas but love that!!!!!!:rofl:
  • 12-25-2010, 06:41 PM
    floridayank22
    Re: A Snake Lover's Christmas Poem
    LOL love it

    justin
  • 12-25-2010, 08:11 PM
    mommanessy247
    Re: A Snake Lover's Christmas Poem
    that was AWESOME :rofl: i absolutely loved it. :sweeet:
  • 12-25-2010, 09:56 PM
    gman8585
    i enjoyed that.haha nice
  • 12-26-2010, 12:17 AM
    BPelizabeth
    Awesome!!! I always read the original to my son on Christmas Eve....I just read him this version...he loved it!
  • 12-26-2010, 12:59 AM
    Dagan
    I'm glad you all enjoyed it. :snake:
  • 12-26-2010, 08:06 AM
    ballpythonluvr
    Re: A Snake Lover's Christmas Poem
    That is just too cool! Thanks for sharing, you made my day!
  • 12-26-2010, 01:31 PM
    Snakes Incorporated
    Re: A Snake Lover's Christmas Poem
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