HEEEELLPPP!!! BG can't sleep.

Big Gunns needs help fans. Since BG returned from his mission that he took solely to come back and brag about to BP-net members....HE CAN'T SLEEP. His obvious genius(insane) mind just won't shut off. He has a million things on his mind and 3 million ideas that won't let him sleep. This is the main reason you all are so lucky and BG is constantly here to entertain(drive you nuts) you.:D

2 days ago for example, BG went to bed at around 8pm and woke up at 4am. He got some things done then went back to sleep at 11am and didn't wake until 7:30pm. He has been up ever since and there's no chance in BG's insane world that he's gonna be able to sleep. BG is gonna go to the gym now, but he can't sleep when he returns because he has many things to do.:taz::taz:

Now BG knows all his fans don't have the complex(lunatic) mind that BG does, but if any of you have any ideas BG is willing to listen.

BG will be so happy when he can leave this cold weather.

ps. The time difference on the mission that BG took and spent quite a bit of pennies just so he could brag about it was about 12 hours. Just more info for all you doctors that need to help BG.

Before you go to bed get the blender out...put in 3 pizza slices, 1/2 banana, 4 blades of freshly picked grass, 2 freshly passes ball python urates, 1 old sock, and a medium sized wax candle. Blend all this up and throw it away. Take 3 sleeping pills, set your clock forward 8 hours and when you wake up an hour later you will think you slept 9 hours. Then box up your nicest ball python and ship to the fat guy as payment...hope this helps!!! :D

your supps. are killin u. hahahaha.

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

Before you go to bed get the blender out...put in 3 pizza slices, 1/2 banana, 4 blades of freshly picked grass, 2 freshly passes ball python urates, 1 old sock, and a medium sized wax candle. Blend all this up and throw it away. Take 3 sleeping pills, set your clock forward 8 hours and when you wake up an hour later you will think you slept 9 hours. Then box up your nicest ball python and ship to the fat guy as payment...hope this helps!!! :D

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No drugs for BG. Big Gunns has done that before shows and it makes him really cranky. He can't be mean to his fans.:D

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Originally Posted by LOSTCOAST_BALLZ

your supps. are killin u. hahahaha.

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:That's why BG came back. He forgot to take his supplements before he went to the gym. BG really doesn't take all that much though. Mainly just EFA's and vitamins with his protein drinks.:gj:

wise man, i used to roll with efa's havent taken them in a couple years. u live by them?

BG, here's a trick I've learned for this situation when my mind refuses to shut down.

Count sheep. REALLY. I'm not kidding. But, there's a trick to counting that makes it effective.
1.) Imagine the sheep jumping over the fence in great detail - the color of its wool, the shape of his eyes, nose, mouth, the greeness of the grass, the height of the fence, the speed of the sheep running, etc.
2.) Count each detailed sheep picture as the sheep jumps over the fence from 1 to 10 (or higher) and then backwards from 10 (or higher) to 1.

This is designed to use up both left and right brains so that it "crowds out" what's in your mind. Once you reach 0 sheep, your brain is done processing and it should be "empty" and will be ready to sleep. A lot of times, the brain gets bored with counting and would just fall asleep in mid-count.

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Originally Posted by LOSTCOAST_BALLZ

wise man, i used to roll with efa's havent taken them in a couple years. u live by them?

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Yep...they are the single most important thing in BG's diet. BG loses the six pack quickly when he runs out.

They're essential fatty acids to those that are lost. There is a reason they call them essential. Your body needs them and they do great things. Notice how sane they keep BG.:D

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Originally Posted by anatess

BG, here's a trick I've learned for this situation when my mind refuses to shut down.

Count sheep. REALLY. I'm not kidding. But, there's a trick to counting that makes it effective.
1.) Imagine the sheep jumping over the fence in great detail - the color of its wool, the shape of his eyes, nose, mouth, the greeness of the grass, the height of the fence, the speed of the sheep running, etc.
2.) Count each detailed sheep picture as the sheep jumps over the fence from 1 to 10 (or higher) and then backwards from 10 (or higher) to 1.

This is designed to use up both left and right brains so that it "crowds out" what's in your mind. Once you reach 0 sheep, your brain is done processing and it should be "empty" and will be ready to sleep. A lot of times, the brain gets bored with counting and would just fall asleep in mid-count.

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BG has tried this before and it drove him even more nuts than he already is.:D He will try again and let you know the results. Can BG count women in bikinis and get the same results though?:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

BG has tried this before and it drove him even more nuts than he already is.:D He will try again and let you know the results. Can BG count women in bikinis and get the same results though?:rofl:

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HECK YEAH!

I'm gonna try that too... oh, no not women in bikinis... men in speedos. LOL!

When I'm trying to fall asleep and have 1.5 million ideas that wont let me sleep (only half of what BG thinks about :rofl:) I make a list. I keep a pen and paper and flash light next to my bed and make notes of the things I'm thinking about. It helps clear my mind and I can rest easy knowing I wrote it down and won't forget what ever was on my mind. Some times there are some really funny things on that note pad :oops:... like ideas for faster than light space travel...:rofl:

This is a simple fix. Do 3 to 5 shots of tequila then take 3 benadryl. You will sleep for about 12 hours. :cool: