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  • 11-03-2010, 05:45 PM
    BPelizabeth
    Ok lets play a game....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ok once again my iguana has escaped.....figured lets play the game find the iguana AGAIN...

    Last seen: On the window sill in the dinning room...apparently he pooped and fled the scene

    Size: About 20 inches head to tail

    Disposition: Evil...evil and just a touch more evil

    Hiding Capabilities: Expert level

    Speed: That of a cheetah

    House size: 3300 sq ft.....was down stairs..

    Desire to stay hidden: High....like the moon...maybe even pluto

    Love for owner: Oh about none and add a dash of contempt!!

    ARghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...this is the second time that he has escaped and really went into hiding. Usually it happens about 2-3 times a week but I can always find him in a corner. This time....no iggy. Any hiding suggestions would be welcomed... Also please pray that I do not strangle him when I do find him....(Not that I have ever hurt an animal or ever would but he is totally testing my patience and love for reptiles) Butthead!! :rage:
  • 11-03-2010, 05:51 PM
    JLC
    Re: Ok lets play a game....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LOL...how does he keep getting out? :P
  • 11-03-2010, 05:53 PM
    Boanerges
    Oh no, that's not good :( Sadly I don't have much advice for you Michelle but I did want to say I hope you find him soon and without injury to him or you.
  • 11-03-2010, 09:09 PM
    BPelizabeth
    Well I let him sun himself in the window sill....one of his favorite things. I turn my back and sometimes he is just naughty and takes off. I know he is somewhere around here laughing and probably using his middle finger towards me....ugh...that is just his attitude!!:cool:
  • 11-04-2010, 04:08 AM
    j_h_smith
    I would look low, if not there, I'd look high. If he's not there, I'd look behind every piece of furniture, if not there, I'd look behind every appliance. If he's not there, I'd look in the closets. If he's not there, look around any piles of clothes. If not there, I'd look in his cage. If he's not there, he's probably lost.

    Best advice I can give ya!;)
    Jim Smith
  • 11-04-2010, 11:09 AM
    BPelizabeth
    lol J.......he has to be somewhere. I have flipped furniture....looked behind the appliances...closets...etc. I know he did not get out of the house. I put up his tree trunk in front of his cage in case he tries to go back in ....put his blankey on the floor and today will put food around the house. Hopefully he will not be able to resist the smell of fresh mustard greens and pumpkin. ??? He truly makes me crazy crazy crazy....probably the most challenging reptile I have ever had. One minute he loves you....the next he hates you and wants to bite you. Remind me again why I took him on....lol:rolleyes:
  • 11-04-2010, 11:36 AM
    j_h_smith
    Re: Ok lets play a game....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    All kidding aside, I wish you all the best of luck finding your little demon.

    Jim Smith
  • 11-05-2010, 12:17 AM
    BPelizabeth
    Great news....the lil evil iggy has been found. He was in my mothers room sunning himself on the top of her floor lamp. Clearly it goes without syaing that he is grounded for at least a couple of days.
  • 11-05-2010, 06:06 AM
    James Carl
    next time you find him punish him first for escaping again and again :D lol
  • 11-05-2010, 06:06 AM
    j_h_smith
    Re: Ok lets play a game....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I wonder if you can't find a little ball and chain? ;)

    Good luck keeping this one holed up for any amount of time. I think I'd change his name to James Cagney.

    You dirty rat!!!
    Jim Smith
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