OMG... Juliet just peed in the litter box!

After reading the subject title, you're probably thinking "WTH?? How did that happen?" I'll tell you... Juliet (the baby Mojave) was attempting her second shed, but it got a little stuck, so I decided to give her a soak. I put her in a small tub with water, and left it in the bathroom sink for a short while. Later went to check on her, and when I lifted her out of the tub I heard this "pppfffftttt" sound (you all know it, I'm sure), followed by a projectile pee! Half of squirted onto my shirt, and the other half dropped down RIGHT into the cat's litter box. I was laughing and nauseous at the same time, LOL. :weirdface Anyone else have a funny pee/poop story?

I do not have a funny pee story but I enjoyed reading yours - lol

Last weekend, a few buddies, Kaleb Dakota and Kyle, and I went up to the Tinley Park show in Chicago. We had talked to Brian (BHB) quite a bit, and he invited us all out to dinner with them. So, about 30 minutes before we were going to head down to the lobby, Dakota was holding a breeder mojave male, in the hotel room. As he pulled it around his shoulder it started to pee, so he draped it over his pants as to not get it on the hotel bed. It seems that its done and then BAM! It dropped the biggest duece I have ever seen from a snake all over his pants! We were all crying we were laughing so hard, except Dakota he was pissed..hehe. So he jumped in the shower, clothes and all, and washed the poop off of himself. Then, the next day, they had JUST bought two big normal females and we started walking around. Within minutes the snake that Kyle was holding starts peeing, its dripping through the sack that shes in, all over the floor until he realizes that there is a trashcan RIGHT next to him! So we go back to the guy to see if we can get a new bag, he generously gives it to us and about 2 minutes go by and the same one goes again! When we got home we found out the second was poop. But we didn't want to go back again and it wasn't too bad so we just kept her in the same bag. Then, maybe 30 minutes later we were standing at N.E.R.D's table and I feel something hitting my shoe, the other normal was peeing on my shoe and down my leg! Kevin's response was "Pee happens."

Best weekend I have ever had.

LOL butterball... I bet you did a lot of laundry when you got home! :D

First ball python I ever owned, his name was Pie, used to get weekly swims in the bath tub. I would leave him in there for about 10 minutes with very shallow water level. It never failed in the 30 or so times I soaked him. When I would attempt to take him out he would pee. Not kidding always happened. My friends used to swear I was lying till I showed them. Big old pie is the biggest male ball python I have ever seen, at around 7 years old he has retired from my racks and now lives in a big 40 gallon tank at my friend Henry's house. Every now and then I pass by to give his RTB some leftover rats and I always ask to put him in the tub. Doesn't do it anymore guess he grew out of his wetting the tub stage. Lol

My Male het pied i bought has pooped on me once and peed on me twice. He peed on me when i was holding him in the breeders snake room. I had a choice between 3 males and 3 females, so i went with this guy thinking he had a reason to pee on me. Now it's been 10 months and hes just shy of 1000 grams and is my best eater, he'll eat anything you put in the tub.

The other time i was holding him with about 3 other friends in the room, i wanted them all to see all my snakes(had 5 at the time), so he was passed around about 2 people. I was holding him and all of a sudden i heard him fart a little and felt something warm on my leg. This guy was peeing all over my shorts and then the poop started to come out, i RUSHED over to the toilet to let it out, but most of it ended up on the floor! Little guy pooped all over the place and forced me to change clothes immediately.

These Ball Pythons take a while to learn not to pee when being held, but some unfortunately never grow out of it.

Our very first ball python was years ago. We had her out on our bed one night and she was exploring. I was watching her and my husband was out in the kitchen. I was thinking how neat she looked with the pattern on the comforter and really intently looking at her. She's slowly moving along... and lets out this huge poop right in the middle of our bed.

We took her to the vet for a check up a few weeks later, and she peed on the vet.

Lol. Butterball. That was a good weekend. My shoe still smells like snake pee. Kevin's comment was so classic. Also, that was the most pee I ever saw from a bp. It was like a waterfall onto my shoe.

Also, Dakota is still mad about getting pooped on. Hahaha!

I was watching TV or playing Xbox (don't remember which) one day like a year ago or so and my normal female was on my stomach just chillen out,

I was just glued on the TV while she was on my stomach (I was laying on my back). Then I feel my shirt getting wet so I looked down and saw her peeing on my shirt and it was getting on the pull-out couch bed.

Also another day I was walking around the neighborhood with my two normals because I wanted to take them to the park. On the walk home my normal male started peeing so I hovered him over the rocks as I walked on. Then I get home, place them on my bed, and go fill up the bath tub to wash them off. I go back in my room to find my male trying to take a nice big dump on my bed.:rolleyes:

In a span of 2 weeks my male bp pooped on my bed, peed on me...and then another 2 times on my bed. So he now officially banned from my bed. Doing laundry 4 times in 2 weeks isn't fun.
I have a feeling when I see my bp next weekend after being at college 2 months he is going to defintly pee on me... haha