So the family has been watching a show called Kung Fu. (awesome show) and in the show the main character is often called grasshopper. Well my husband's "name" is Brown Bear. I can't remember my mother-in-law's name but I was sitting at the computer one night and she suddenly shouts "I know! Your name is Mouse Catcher!" So now I'm Mouse Catcher and my husband just translated it into Chinese (guess he's bored at work)
老鼠 捕手
Mouse catcher
Not sure if that is right since I don't know where he went to translate it, but its kind of fun. And I really am a mouse catcher. Darn mice are slippery little devils.