The difference if you marry a georgia girl

Three friends married women from different parts of the country .

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Georgia. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

isnt that the truth .gots me a georgia girl

Thats funny:salute:

That certainly isnt the way stuff works around here though.

My wife and I do everything as a couple.

An old couple were married for 50 years reportedly with out an argument. On their 50th anniversary the husband admitted they had one minor altercation years before on their honeymoon. The husband rented a mule and buggy to take him and his new bride up a mountain to an isolated cabin for a week of solitude. 1/2 way up the mountain the mule stopped. The husband got out and said thats 1.Then got the mule started. 2/3 of the way up same thing. He got out said thats two and got the mule going again 3/4 of the way it stopped again. He got out said, thats three, pulled a pistol and shot the mule dead. When his freaked out wife went ballistic he just calmly looked at her and said "thats one".

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Originally Posted by cardell75

Three friends married women from different parts of the country .

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Georgia. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: good one

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Originally Posted by cardell75

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

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I can tell you this is a flat our lie :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Girls for WI HATE dishes..just ask my wife.. :rofl::rofl:

very funny. ;)

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Originally Posted by cardell75

The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

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my wife is from mn we been married going on 4 years and she still doesnt do any of this guess she must really be from ga
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Oh, I'll fix you dinner - but if you don't like what I fix, you know where the kitchen is, you're welcome to prepare your own meal.

I have read it before. I think this one just has the state witched up and passed around. Though .. none of it really applies to me, so maybe I am not the right audience?