Stupid But Hilarious Jokes You Have Heard

I told two really stupid but somehow hilarious jokes tonight that made my brother, dad, and I laugh. I wanna know what stupid but hilarious jokes you guys know, just to get a little laughter on the forum. Here are the ones I know of:

Why did the golfer wear two pants?
Because he got a hole in one

:rofl:

Two cannibals are eating a clown when one turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" -posted that one on Facebook

LOL those are my two all time favorite jokes.

What's green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table

Last week I went clubbing.

Sadly I didn't get any.

Those baby seals are fast.

Two muffins are baking in the oven. One turns to the other and says, "gee it's hot in here." The other replies, "holysmoke! A talking muffin!!"

Quote:

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Originally Posted by mr. s

Last week I went clubbing.

Sadly I didn't get any.

Those baby seals are fast.

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haahahahahah omg thats a horrible joke but that made me laugh somethin fierce XD

One eye says to the other: "Between you and me, something smells!"

Me: Geeze, I had the weirdest dream last night...
You: Really??
Me: Yeah, it was bizarre, I dreamed I was a muffler!
You: A muffler?!?
Me: Yeah, I woke up exhausted!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping?






He woke up.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender says " Excuse me, but do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"

The pirate says " Aarrrrr.....it's driving me nuts!"

A Zen master walks up to a street hot dog salesman and say.. "make me one with everything"