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  • 01-29-2010, 01:27 PM
    Jay_Bunny
    So, apparently I'm a.....
    ...snake molester. (not sure if that word is allowed so change it if you need to) My sister was over the other day and I went upstairs to check on the snakes and I noticed one of my males just wasn't interested in his lady. I remembered a technique I had read about on here and took one of my other males and popped him for sperm. I took the sperm and wiped it on the female and put the male I had just popped back. I turn around and my friend is staring at me like I'm crazy. She then says "OMG you just molested that snake." and then we both just start laughing. :D:P
  • 01-29-2010, 05:54 PM
    OhhWatALoser
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    You sick ****























    hey do what you gotta do
  • 01-29-2010, 08:22 PM
    BPelizabeth
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    :O egads.....

    well you did just get a snake off....oye...that is soooooooo bad..:rofl:
  • 01-29-2010, 08:23 PM
    BPelizabeth
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    :O egads.....

    well you did just get a snake *****....oye...that is soooooooo bad..:rofl:

    I had to edit that just in case that is an infraction...lol
  • 01-29-2010, 09:13 PM
    771subliminal
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BPelizabeth View Post
    :O egads.....

    well you did just get a snake *****....oye...that is soooooooo bad..:rofl:

    I had to edit that just in case that is an infraction...lol

    LOL you didnt edit you just double posted opps
  • 01-29-2010, 10:19 PM
    wilomn
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    A new name for your reptile enterprise:

    Happy Endings

    If he didn't charge you for it I guess you're still an amateur, not that that's important.
  • 01-29-2010, 10:31 PM
    CPChicken
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    GOOD GOD MAN.... always make sure the door is locked when funny business is going on :colbert:
  • 01-29-2010, 10:48 PM
    BPelizabeth
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 771subliminal View Post
    LOL you didnt edit you just double posted opps

    Oye...gotta love my blonde moments:rofl:
  • 01-30-2010, 12:55 AM
    mfkelly
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    Thats OK, how do you think I feel when my 10yr. old daughter comes and tells me hey Dad, things are good Mojo is locked with Guava, AGAIN, man don't they stop!! Of course she has said this in front of guests!!!!!!!! I think my wife would like to kill me at times. LOL
    Mike Kelly
  • 01-30-2010, 07:39 AM
    Ouroboros
    Re: So, apparently I'm a.....
    Hahaha... That's the first time I hear that. :rofl:
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