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Osama Bin Laden

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  • 01-07-2010, 02:00 PM
    cardell75
    Osama Bin Laden
    When Osama Bin Laden was killed by the U.S. Air Force (precision target from 30,000 feet), he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

    As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
  • 01-07-2010, 02:43 PM
    Christina
    Re: Osama Bin Laden
    Excellent!
  • 01-07-2010, 03:02 PM
    Snakeman
    Re: Osama Bin Laden
    lol i've heard this one before
  • 01-07-2010, 03:09 PM
    joepythons
    Re: Osama Bin Laden
    Lol :8:
  • 01-07-2010, 04:03 PM
    MasonC2K
    Re: Osama Bin Laden
    That's a good one. Hadn't seen it before.
  • 01-07-2010, 04:14 PM
    het.pied
    Re: Osama Bin Laden
    that was a joke by robin williams.
  • 01-08-2010, 01:48 PM
    j_h_smith
    Re: Osama Bin Laden
    I don't know about Virginians, but here's one Marylander that will be in that line one day.

    Jim Smith
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