Blind man in a female biker bar

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

That's fantastic!

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Originally Posted by cardell75

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

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I just KNOW they put the fellow in traction!:rofl:

LMAO! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks!! I'm glad I could bring a smaile to anyones face during this time period!

:rofl: That was awesome, thanks.

:gj::rofl::rolleye2::banana::D

Watch it, Chuck, I know where you live. :P

:):8::rofl: hahahaha

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Originally Posted by GenePirate

Watch it, Chuck, I know where you live. :P

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Bring it !!!

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