This is good for a lol...

My snake pooped on me.:snake:
Not just poop, pee, and poop.
He was wrapped around my neck 360 degrees.
I just got out of the shower.

Oh btw...
Ewwwwww. :taz:
lol:rofl:

been there. HAd my 2400 gram female...relieve herself on me it wasn't exactly what I would call pleasant.

I was just sexing a friends snake the other day, I noticed she looked like she was going to pee (all swollen at the tail), the pressure of the popping method squirted pee in my eye. Yumm :tears:

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Originally Posted by pythontricker

I was just sexing a friends snake the other day, I noticed she looked like she was going to pee (all swollen at the tail), the pressure of the popping method squirted pee in my eye. Yumm :tears:

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HaHa, been there, and yeah, slightly to moderately disgusting...

When an 18 foot Retic does it to you, then you all can complain. One shower doesn't work after that.:rage:

That's happened to me twice LOL.

One time I was playing video games or watching tv (can't remember) and I had my female Ball python on my stomach. I probably thought she was going to relieve herself sometime that night, but didn't think too much of it. So, while watching tv/playing video games I felt something wet on my stomach. I looked down and found that Candice pissed on me. A LOT.

Also, another time I had my male & female Ball python outside with me and I was walking around my neighborhood in the morning. As I was walking home, I felt something dripping on my feet (was wearing sandals) so I looked down to find Monty peeing A LOT on me, and I walked about 20 feet with him just pissing all over the place. LOL.. when I got back to my house I was going to give them a bath together and right when I lift up Monty I noticed he was trying to take a dump on my bed.

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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany

That's happened to me twice LOL.

One time I was playing video games or watching tv (can't remember) and I had my female Ball python on my stomach. I probably thought she was going to relieve herself sometime that night, but didn't think too much of it. So, while watching tv/playing video games I felt something wet on my stomach. I looked down and found that Candice pissed on me. A LOT.

Also, another time I had my male & female Ball python outside with me and I was walking around my neighborhood in the morning. As I was walking home, I felt something dripping on my feet (was wearing sandals) so I looked down to find Monty peeing A LOT on me, and I walked about 20 feet with him just pissing all over the place. LOL.. when I got back to my house I was going to give them a bath together and right when I lift up Monty I noticed he was trying to take a dump on my bed.

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You were playing on ur xbox 360 I have a good memory :)

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Originally Posted by DarkComeSoon

You were playing on ur xbox 360 I have a good memory :)

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LOL now that I think about it, I remember it was on the Xbox. I remember I stopped what I was doing and looked down to find she was peeing on me LOL.

LOL last night i had my snake out just watchin him crawl around the edge of the room. then he laid the biggest terd i have ever seen from a snake right on the carpet. my wife almost puked lol

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Originally Posted by mpkeelee

LOL last night i had my snake out just watchin him crawl around the edge of the room. then he laid the biggest terd i have ever seen from a snake right on the carpet. my wife almost puked lol

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Hahah!! That is golden right there. When Monty was trying to take a dump on my bed I just put him on a towel and let him take a dump on the towel.. then after that just as he finished and I was going to put him in the tub with Candice, Candice takes a dump in the tub..