Three guys are fishing on a lake when an angel appears in the boat with them. The first guy gets over his shock and humbly says to the angel, “I’ve suffered from back pain for years. Is it too much to ask that you help me? The angel touches the man’s back and he feels instant relief.
The second guy points to his coke-bottle glasses and asks if the angel could cure his poor eyesight. The angel tosses the man’s glasses into the lake. When they hit the water, the man’s vision clears, and he can see everything distinctly.
The angel now turns to the third guy, who throws up his hands in fear. “Don’t touch me!” he cries.... I’m on disability!