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Six Gun Lewie

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  • 09-08-2009, 07:29 PM
    wilomn
    Six Gun Lewie
    Six Gun Lewie they called him
    Six foot forty with eyes a steely blue
    Muscles as big as a Twenty Hand Ox
    Hair as dark and thick, free to writhe and slither
    As though the locks were snakes

    Six Gun Lewie, friend of the friendless
    Doer of Right
    The man a man should choose to back him,
    Be there plight or fight

    Quick with a joke,
    Might even be funny
    Of one thing I warn you
    And one thing alone

    Don’t stare at the artwork
    He has on his arm
    Curses may befall you
    As well as great harm

    The Six Gun of legend
    Of tales both false and true
    Lives out its life there
    Picked out, in Dark Relief, Green and Dark Blue

    A warning to Bad Guys
    And all of Ill Repute
    That some are not victims
    who hesitate to shoot

    A guide a leader a Minion supreme
    Faithful and honest and clean behind his ears
    Steady and ready and strong he is too
    Six Gun Lewie, my hat goes off

    To You.
  • 09-08-2009, 07:57 PM
    LadyOhh
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    :D As do I.

    Applause!!!

    BANG!
  • 09-08-2009, 10:15 PM
    Kesslers Kreatures
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    HAHAHA!!!! Wes man, You are the funniest man I have ever met. For reals man... I am honored lol
  • 09-09-2009, 12:07 AM
    oOJaZZieOo
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... This is great.
  • 09-09-2009, 12:54 AM
    Royal Morphz
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    So creative Wes i love it
  • 09-09-2009, 01:16 AM
    sg1trogdor
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    Leave it to Wes. Lol.
  • 09-09-2009, 01:23 AM
    thatkindofgirl
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    I am impressed!! Sounds pretty accurate.... ;)
  • 09-09-2009, 02:24 AM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    Who is Wes?
  • 09-09-2009, 03:20 AM
    wilomn
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Patrick Long View Post
    Who is Wes?

    No one of consequence, consequentially no one, the guy your invisible girlfriend talks to when you disappear in a puff of smoke..... none of the above or all of them.....that guy that everyone knows someone who looks just like but can't remember the name of....you know, him.
  • 09-09-2009, 05:02 AM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Six Gun Lewie
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by wilomn View Post
    No one of consequence, consequentially no one, the guy your invisible girlfriend talks to when you disappear in a puff of smoke..... none of the above or all of them.....that guy that everyone knows someone who looks just like but can't remember the name of....you know, him.

    Oh yeah that guy!!!
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