Stories of when your BP defecated or peed on you? :]

[CoolioTiffany]

It just came to mind after reading a thread. Here's mine:

I was holding Candice and she was laying on my stomach and I was playing Xbox and I knew at some point during that day she'll defecate and if it was on me I wouldn't care (then I was thinking about how nasty it would smell and it being.. fresh..). So anyway I was playing my video game when all of a sudden my shirt and pants feel a bit coldish or damp so I looked over and Candice totally peed all over me. I got up and there was the biggest pee stain on the sheets (I was laying on a matress that pulls out of my couch and I put sheets and a blanket on it) I've ever seen and a lot of the pee was on me also. So I put her back, change my clothes, and then go over and take off the sheets. In my head I was thinking, "I never knew a snake could pee SO MUCH!"
Seriously, I never knew snakes could pee that much. Like (not to gross anyone out) she probably peed a lot more than my cat. Like you don't even know what a huge pee spot it was, I was just staring at it in amazement actually because I didn't even know a snake could pee so much! Lol.

[mrshawt]

Not that my bp has peed on me, but whenever she pees in her tub (I have newsprint so I can see where it is) she covers half the 41 qt tub, which has about the same floor size as a 20L.

[h00blah]

wut game were u playing? LOL if it was COD, the gunshots probably made her pee lollll

[CoolioTiffany]

wut game were u playing? LOL if it was COD, the gunshots probably made her pee lollll

You know, I think it was CoD4 lol! I was playing on live, and not doing the best that time and then when I knew she peed I was like oh no not more bad luck.. Lol

[pavlovk1025]

I had a corn snake that peed and pooped on me everytime I picked it up...and I own corn snakes no more.

[harm286]

When I had to give mojo his medz when he was sick he peed on my jordans. I should of never pick'd him up lol ...

[CoolioTiffany]

I had a corn snake that peed and pooped on me everytime I picked it up...and I own corn snakes no more.

Lol Corns aren't that bad. Now, I've been musked on numerous times from my King snakes (one I do not own anymore, but I still own my 4 ft sub adult male that I absolutely love and named after Steve Irwin xD) that I can't even count all of the times I've been musked on from them. My largest King snake (Steve) has only musked on me a few times. I had a Milk snake that musked on me a few times also, and my Corn has peed on me before. One time I put him on my bed for not even 30 seconds and he just defecated away on my bed I was like are you kidding me???

[CoolioTiffany]

When I had to give mojo his medz when he was sick he peed on my jordans. I should of never pick'd him up lol ...

Lol well, didn't you have to pick him up to give him the meds anyways?

[harm286]

Lol well, didn't you have to pick him up to give him the meds anyways?

I could of just raised his head from his tub lol ... But bsides that he's a great snake.

[CoolioTiffany]

I could of just raised his head from his tub lol ... But bsides that he's a great snake.

Gotta always love the loving snakes