Hey, I recently went to brand new Petsmart that just opened up where I live, and I had a weird convo with the reptile 'expert' there, here it is:

Me: Hey, cool ball python, dude.
Him: Yeah, he's awesome, do you have one?
Me: Yup, but mine is just a baby.
Him: What do you feed him?
Me: Fuzzies.
Him: That's cool, we feed ours crickets.
Me:
(I feel pretty bad for the snake, if he was serious.)

There's my story, do any of you have any wacky Petsmart/Petco stories of your own?