I've got this cat. His name is Joe. Joe is 9 years old, solid grey, box trained, dog friendly, cares not at all about snakes or lizards or tortoises, pretty much ignores feeder rodents, eats anything, LOVES to be handled/cuddled/have any attention at all paid to him, and had a big pink tongue slightly too large for his mouth.

Originally he was my daughters. Originally he had a lot of attention paid to him by NOT me. Now, what with daughters growing up and getting cars and developing lives that do not involve being home, it's just me and Joe WAY too much.

I like this cat. He's a good cat. He NEEDS an eight year old girl or someone who likes having his tail dragged along their food, their ankles endlessly rubbed against and big sad eyes asking to be held.

I'm a cat guy but not this cat. He's far more needy than I am giving.

He's fixed, fairly clean (he is something of a dirt magnet but my yard is more dirt than grass, and has a great personality.

If you're anywhere near Los Angeles and you think you might be right for Joe, let me know.