Funny story

[Neal]

So on my way home from Slidell from meeting up with Tim(tims balls) my low fuel light flashed on, so being close to home my debate was either head home(I could probably make it) or stop at the store. Reason I was debating was becasue my WLP was really hyper. So figuring I really didn't feel like running out of gas, I decided to stop, so I took my snake in the store(most stores dont mind as long as you give them a heads up) and to my disbelief, they were really into snakes. Well to say the least, I met the most idiotic lady in my life. The reason I say this is because she babbles on about how she got a baby burmese python and it was 9ft within its first year. So I tried to talk some logic, then next she says: most people fear them because they get 35 feet. I mean come on, the lady was a total idiot, Then she tried talking about she was feeding it baby goats at 9 foot. Well it went on and on, and finally I just had something twitching in the back of my head, so I said look lady you obviously don't know jack about snakes, and a burmese will not get 35 feet, there has never been one documented, the longest snake found was 32 feet which was a reticulated python(I was told by some1 from W&F that the new record is 33ft)? Not sure if anybody has confirmed that.

[llovelace]

hmmmmm

[Neal]

Why the hmmm? You didnt find it funny her Year old burmese reached 9 feet? or the fact that they grow to 35 feet?

[llovelace]

I'm just thinking she was fed alot of bull from whoever she got the snake from lol

[Neal]

Yea, it's amazing the bs people come up with now-a-days just to get some attention. I'm not the type of person that will let them get their 5 minutes of fame either, i'll be sure to make them look stupid, I love doing that.

[llovelace]

Oh my!

[Nate]

I heard BP's get up to 40 ft.


It's true. I read it on the internet, so, it must be true.

[Neal]

LOL, you made my day!! I hope you're not talking about ball pythons btw . lol.

[Blizzarddude]

LOL Good one.

[Nate]

LOL, you made my day!! I hope you're not talking about ball pythons btw . lol.

oh ya. ball pythons.