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How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
Well we haven't done one of these in awhile and they are always funny (and terribly true). Jump in with your own stuff.
How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
- someone asks what that is in your hair, you mumble "probably a urate" and then wonder why no one thinks that's funny
- the last 5 times you discussed sex with your husband it was in reference to your breeding size snakes
- you stop eating tootsie rolls because they remind you too much of snake poop
- you feel an ungodly urge to chase down that lady with the snakeskin purse and show her pictures of your new hatchlings
- you have more pictures of your herps than your kids (or every picture of a kid includes them holding something with scales)
- you can actually work the word "cloaca" into polite conversation
- you call a herping friend while at work then wonder why your co-workers are gossiping about you (maybe it's because they keep hearing you say you like her rack and has she seen Tim's new balls)
- when you get bit, instead of running for a band-aid, you run for the camera so the people at BPNet won't bug you for bite pics
- against all natural instinct you hope you do get bit just so you can post some bite pics
- you take down your Brittany Spears poster and put up one of Kara from N.E.R.D.
- you wear your 8BallPython t-shirt to WalMart just to see the reaction of the elderly greeter lady when she reads "Isn't it about time you got some balls" emblazoned across your back
- who cares how many bathrooms the new house has! does it have a decent space for a bigger snake room!
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Re: How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
 Originally Posted by frankykeno
- who cares how many bathrooms the new house has! does it have a decent space for a bigger snake room!
First thing I looked at when my fiancee and I were looking for a place to rent.
Steffen, pronounced with f's, not v's
1.0 Normal BP, Oakley; 0.1 Normal BP, Hissy Fit; 1.0 Savannah Monitor, Abraxas, RIP 2-1-09; 0.0.1 Pacman Frog, Twoey; 1.0 BCI/BCC Cross, Quetzalcoatl "Q"; 0.0.1 Crestie - Flametail; 0.0.1 Crestie - Nuala; 0.1 Emp Scorpion - Black Arachnia; 0.1 ATB - Cortana; 0.0.1 Savvy - Lohe; 0.1 Colombian RTB, Queen Zida; 1.0 Common Boa; 0.0.1 Beardie
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Re: How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
Originally Posted by Little B-Py
First thing I looked at when my fiancee and I were looking for a place to rent.
Looking for an apartment right now and that's the only real requirement. 2 bedrooms! lol
Dizzy (Is never online anymore  )
BPs:
0.1 pinstripe (Brody)
1.0 normal (Rogue)
1.0 pastel (Valo)
0.2 het albino (Dali & Vee Vee)
1.1 het orange ghost (Max & Brook)
0.4 poss. het pied (Polly, Nic, Marla & Fertility)
0.0.1 albino pacman frog
0.0.4 fire bellied toads
1.0 bearded dragon (Bart)
0.1 the best cat in the world (Salem)
2.0 kittens (Donny & Walter)
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Re: How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
Originally Posted by frankykeno
- you take down your Brittany Spears poster and put up one of Kara from N.E.R.D.
Yep in her silver stripper shoes  .. Love ya girl.
- you wear your 8BallPython t-shirt to WalMart just to see the reaction of the elderly greeter lady when she reads "Isn't it about time you got some balls" emblazoned across your back
Wal-mart no...church
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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Re: How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
Originally Posted by Freakie_frog
Wal-mart no...church
Bet they don't make you a deacon! 
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Re: How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
Originally Posted by frankykeno
Bet they don't make you a deacon!
Naaa when your dads the preacher it makes it more fun
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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Re: How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
Originally Posted by frankykeno
- you take down your Brittany Spears poster and put up one of Kara from N.E.R.D.
Originally Posted by Freakie_frog
Yep in her silver stripper shoes .. Love ya girl. church
These statements are totally useless without PICTURES.
Thomas "Slim" Whitman
Never Met A Ball Python I Didn't Like 
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Re: How You Know You Are A Real Herper!
Originally Posted by Slim
These statements are totally useless without PICTURES.
LOL I'll get killed for this.. But..
Kara in her silver "Stripper shoes"
When you've got 10,000 people trying to do the same thing, why would you want to be number 10,001? ~ Mark Cuban "for the discerning collector"
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Now that makes a lot more sense!!! Love the shoes, BTW!