Emergency Help

[Neal]

ok, i found this crawling on my floor and i was like holy crap wtf? it looks deadly, so i got it in a glass jar right now, please somebody tell me what this thing is, it looks like a wasp head, and like gigantic pinchers at the end of it.

[Hyper Joe]

It's an earwig!!! or Pincher bug!!!
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Arthropoda
Subphylum: Hexapoda
Class: Insecta
Order: Dermaptera

What do I win?

[Neal]

you win a awesome job, i didnt know wtf it was, ive never seen one before.