I have been lurking and occasionally posting on the forums for months. I figured maybe I should introduce myself. My name is Dean from Kansas City. I am an unattractive male, covered in tattoos. I have a cruddy job which I wont name because you would all shoot me. I also as you can tell, have a perverted and twisted sense of humor, filled to overflowing with sarcasm. My love right now is corn snakes and ball pythons. My collection is shared with my girlfriend, who I am sorry to say, I am not doing well with for the time being. But hey, at least I have all my snakes right? Speaking of them, here we go with picture time.

My ugly mug. Ugliest picture I will probably post.


Soon to be shipping Female Pinstripe


Soon to be paid off Male Lesser Platinum. Photo by Adam from 8ball. I still owe him a bit on this bad boy so I can't take my own pic of him yet.


Tang my Male Pastel from a local breeder.


Simba my Male het pied from 8ball. Sorry No new photo of him so I am using Adams.


Nala my Female het pied from 8ball. Sorry again, borrowing Adams pic of my snake.


Morgan my Female spider


Domino my female normal possible het ghost