Amazon Bic Pen Reviews...

[SecurityStacey]

So I was browsing amazon and saw there were 14 reviews for their bic pens which I thought was odd so I took a look ... quite a laugh there.

http://www.amazon.com/review/product...owViewpoints=1

Here is an example of one:

I've been in and out of prison most of my life and I specialize the in fine art of prison tattooing. Now, I've tried many types of pens, Pilots, Sanfords, Paper Mates, and others. But for the sheer consistency of color, permeability, and aesthetic character, I use only BIC(R) Cristal(R) Ballpoint Pens.

When you try to get the ink to adhere to a sharpened paper clip, you instantly can tell the difference in workability with a Bic. The fine line work reqired in realistically rendering a flaming serpent wrapping the bare breasts of a nymph straddling a crucifix would be nearly impossible with any other pen.

Clients can be picky. So when I aim to please I trust on BIC(R) Cristal(R) Ballpoint Pens.

Go to the link and read em', they are certainly a quick laugh.

Probably my favorite one:

This pen does exactly what it's supposed to do, and that's because I made it watch while I killed several of its family members. However, based on other reviews, this may have been unnecessary. I would recommend simply trying this pen first, or at the very most you could make threatening gestures to its family members just prior to trying it. You could also simply lick your lips while looking its wife up and down. If, and only if, that doesn't work, then resort to slaughter. But personally, I kind of regret all the inkshed, now that I think about it.