Fedex! Geeeez!

[LAWReptiles]

Hey guys,
Well, I ordered a Spider from Brian at BHB, and it was Priority overnighted. Suppose to be here by 10:30am, Well it's almost 1:00PM, still no fedex! Im stressing the BLANK out. The fedex terminal where it was put in route from is 15 minutes from my shop. It was put in route for delivery at 9am... Still NO snake

[PythonWallace]

Is it drizzling, or is the wind any faster than 5 mph? I think that would make the conditions what Fedex calls extreme weather. Good luck getting it delivered safely. I'm sure it will be fine.

[Salem Purrs]

yeah, Fedex is ridiculous. Me and my friend together ordered a pair of pastels priority overnight, supposed to be delivered by 10:30am, and they didnt show up until past 3:00PM. needless to say, we were a LITTLE ticked.

[LAWReptiles]

No, Wallace. It's 82F, Sunny and Calm. It couldn't get much more perfect ( Unless I had my new Spider Ball ). I know, I am getting a bit nervous. I picture some fat slob, FedEx driver parked in sun soaked parking lot of an Arbys scarfing down some Roast Beef sandwiches. While my baby sit's in the back, roasting. If he gets here, and has arbys sauce on his lips, Im punching him in the chest LOL.

[PythonWallace]

No, Wallace. It's 82F, Sunny and Calm. It couldn't get much more perfect ( Unless I had my new Spider Ball ). I know, I am getting a bit nervous. I picture some fat slob, FedEx driver parked in sun soaked parking lot of an Arbys scarfing down some Roast Beef sandwiches. While my baby sit's in the back, roasting. If he gets here, and has arbys sauce on his lips, Im punching him in the chest LOL.

[LAWReptiles]

Another 40 minutes gone by, still no snake. I called and was like, hey my package was suppose to be here over 3 hours ago.. I got " Ok, I see that it was suppose to be there at 10:30.. Ill try to get in touch with the drive to see whats going on.. cuz Im not driving so I cant do much else "

We need robots to do everything, replace all jobs currently filled by humans with robots. Humans are too unpredictable and lazy. Humans can keep some of the jobs, like... Uhm... What are human goods at...Nevermind. give the jobs to robots...

[emptyblackstare]

robots to replace snake breeders..and maybe even robot snakes too? :p

you should give him crap..and tell him "where's ups when you need them? at least they get stuff here on time. They're the real delivery drivers!"

[SecurityStacey]

No, Wallace. It's 82F, Sunny and Calm. It couldn't get much more perfect ( Unless I had my new Spider Ball ). I know, I am getting a bit nervous. I picture some fat slob, FedEx driver parked in sun soaked parking lot of an Arbys scarfing down some Roast Beef sandwiches. While my baby sit's in the back, roasting. If he gets here, and has arbys sauce on his lips, Im punching him in the chest LOL.

[bc30629]

I've had this happen too. Didn't get it until the afternoon. I feel like some of the drivers disregard time sensitive shipments and just take off on whatever route they please.

[hoax]

Please dont tell me that I am getting adam over at 8ball pythons to send me a pastel by fed ex.
But i am going to go pick her up my self