If Chuck Norris was a Ball Python breeder...

[FIREball]

AND FOR SOME REASON THRES IS A G AT THE END OF PYTHON.....For all of you who loves the Chuck Norris jokes as much as me, I figured I would come up with my own top 10 list....please feel free to add to it...

1. If you had 5 pieds and Chuck Norris had 5 pieds, Chuck Norris has more Pieds than you.
2. When Adam Wysocki goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t breed morphs, he stares them down till they reproduce.
4. Chuck Norris is the reason why Ball Pythons curl into a ball.
5. Chuck Norris doesn’t feed rodents to his snakes, he holds them hostage until they want to get eaten.
6. There is no such thing as a “new morph,” only snakes Chuck Norris chooses not to work with.
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t clean tubs, he roundhouse kicks his snakes until they do it themselves.
8. When at the Daytona Reptile Expo, Chuck Norris doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.
9. Chuck Norris once produced a Lavendar Albino Axanthic Clown Pied Yellowbelly with a 5 of Hearts and a Get out of Jail Free card.
10. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

[Mindibun]

My fave is #9 LOL

[stangs13]

Very nice! Chuck norris facts are awesome!

[Peter Williams]

hahhahahahahahahaha, 9 is the best, but the wysocki one made me laugh too

[Drew87]

thats pretty good.

[monk90222]

That is the funniest thing I've read on this website! I think I might print it out and frame it!

[jglass38]

Awesome!!

[frankykeno]

BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!

[Bruce Whitehead]

Chuck Norris does not need a second thermostat... the air around Chuck Norris is a balmy 82 degrees.

[4theSNAKElady]

Oh no you didn't.......I LOOOOOVE Chuck Norris "facts"!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't get bitten by BPs...they get bitten by him.
Chuck Norris's males have four hemipenes.
Chuck Norris said "Let there be BE Lucys" ...and there was.
NERD got all their ideas from Chuck Norris.
If you have too many males in your collection, call Chuck Norris over.....he'll roundhouse kick them so hard, they'll turn into females.