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    Exclamation Oh crap!!!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, do not, I repeat, do not do as I do...

    I was holding Froley, my year old ball python, while watching a nice new episode of Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel. Froley was being his usual curious self, slithering around my arms and neck. Eventually, he found his way into my sweatshirt sleave. He found a nice warm dark place to nap up by my arm pit. Here we are, minding our own business, human watching tv, snake napping in a warm soft cave. Froley must of gotten uncomfortable by my arm, so he moved out of my sleave, and down to my side (now between my sweatshirt and t-shirt.) He hung around that area for a while, then popped his head out near my chest. As he slithered out and up around my neck, I noticed a nasty stench. Hmm, no wonder he wanted to get out of there, he made it smell in there... um wait... he made it smell in there? What did he do? OOOOHHHHHH CRAP!!! Literally! Froley left a nice big juicy poo in my shirt! I could now feel the wetness all over my side! YUCK!!!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, beware of letting your snakes under your clothing, especially for long periods of time, lest you end up with a poopy surprize like I did.

    Happy Friday to you all.

    -Jeff

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    Re: Oh crap!!!

    Welcome to the pooped on club

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    Re: Oh crap!!!

    hahaha awe soo cute!!! stinky fun!
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    Re: Oh crap!!!

    Lol, so far my carpet hasn't pooped on me yet...inside my shirt, anyway. He did squirt me square in the face when I popped him, though. NOT fun.

    I nominate this to be a Snake Poop Stories thread.

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    Re: Oh crap!!!

    Our first BP Rex was hanging out on my lap while I was watching TV. As he was climbing up my chest to go around my neck, he let go a ton of urine and urates. Blah!! Nice and smelly.... At least it wasn't inside my shirt.....

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    Re: Oh crap!!!

    One thing you learn really fast, check the nether regions before handling sessions. If they're bulging the least bit - hold off on handling sessions until after they've taken care of business!

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    Re: Oh crap!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jeffsw View Post
    Ladies and Gentlemen, do not, I repeat, do not do as I do...

    I was holding Froley, my year old ball python, while watching a nice new episode of Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel. Froley was being his usual curious self, slithering around my arms and neck. Eventually, he found his way into my sweatshirt sleave. He found a nice warm dark place to nap up by my arm pit. Here we are, minding our own business, human watching tv, snake napping in a warm soft cave. Froley must of gotten uncomfortable by my arm, so he moved out of my sleave, and down to my side (now between my sweatshirt and t-shirt.) He hung around that area for a while, then popped his head out near my chest. As he slithered out and up around my neck, I noticed a nasty stench. Hmm, no wonder he wanted to get out of there, he made it smell in there... um wait... he made it smell in there? What did he do? OOOOHHHHHH CRAP!!! Literally! Froley left a nice big juicy poo in my shirt! I could now feel the wetness all over my side! YUCK!!!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, beware of letting your snakes under your clothing, especially for long periods of time, lest you end up with a poopy surprize like I did.

    Happy Friday to you all.

    -Jeff
    You gotta love them snake presents
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    Re: Oh crap!!!

    EWwww lol... you are now part of the club..

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    Re: Oh crap!!!

    ive had it happen to me 5 or 6 times so far i ve counted

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    Oh my... I haven't been pooped on YET, I hope never!!
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