My daughter had an assignment at school to re-make the 12 days of christmas and this is what she came up with. I had to share being I knew the herpers here could enjoy it, we're not so sure about her teacher tho hehe. I cut the longness out and just went the final verse tho.
On the twelveth day of Christmas the pet store gave to me.....
Twelve piebalds preying.
Eleven retics resting.
Ten sidewinders winding.
Nine cobras spitting.
Eight cotton mouths.
Seven anacondas.
Six green tree pythons.
Five rattle snakes!!!!!!
Four redtail boas.
Three burmese pythons.
Two garter snakes.
And a ball python in a Christmas tree.