BAM! In your face like two drunken midgets from aquia harbor pretending to be AT&T operators at one in the morning ….

TOP TEN reasons why YOU should be in 8 Ball Chat (http://chat.8ballpythons.com) tonight at 9PM EST ….

10. I will be dropping the ban hammer on Jamie Glass if he shows up in chat tonight … his hatred will no longer be tolerated.

9. Melanie will be there … hopefully she brings her turtle … some people have been waiting all week for this one … others, not so much.

8. The NEW Jas will be there spreading his love and harmony to the masses … it’s like a modern miracle … come to bear witness!!

7. Turkey day next week! … Let’s figure out if we’re going to chat it up next Wednesday night or re-schedule … Tuesday maybe?

6. Cueball will be there … he’ll be letting the butter fly as he shares his secret for cooking goodies in a skillet and janx. I just hope work doesn’t hold him up so that he can make it on time!

5. Tyree will be there … his hand is always strong … teach us brother!!!

4. Tim Money Bags Muddoc will be there and much like Susan and ReMes, he’ll be naked … this one is for the ladies! … I heard a rumor that Monica has given him to green light to beguile the women for one night and one night only with his good looks, smooth words, and nice balls (pythons).

3. Hopefully we’ll see the return of the angry Swede this week … he’s really been absent for a long time and we miss him … if we have to, we’ll poke the bear to get him going!

2. Naked hotties are #2 this week … Susan and ReMe … always naked, always ready … and apparently always willing to call people and wake their aces up in the middle of the night screaming into the phone about nothing that anyone can understand … those things don’t work anyway … logs … immbff.

And the number one reason that YOU should be in 8 Ball Chat tonight (http://chat.8ballpythons.com) at 9PM EST is ….

1. I’m really looking forward to getting caught up with everyone … I’ve been swamped shipping, feeding, and cleaning snakes and I’ve really lost touch with everyone. Stop by, say hi, and let’s shoot the poop about whatever! 

So if you're over 18 ... enjoy a good ribbing and some adult humor ... and can take getting your chops busted as well as giving back ... stop on in and join the usual crew of freaks, mutants, hotties, and tools! ... It's a real good time.

8 Ball Chat … tonight at 9pm EST … http://chat.8ballpythons.com … be there or as always MeMe will get you! (and if you do make it to chat and request it, she'll get you anyway)

Disclaimer: 8 Ball Chat is not associated, affiliated, or any other “ated” with www.ball-pythons.net … they are two completely different things.

Disclaimer #2: Read the chat rules before joining … No one under 18 … No business names as your ID … and if you have thin skin and come to chat you’ll probably get your feelings hurt … it’s definitely not a chat that’s “right” for everyone … but if you have thick skin and like to good around, it’s a hella good time!

Disclaimer #3: No animals have been, are, or will be hurt before, during, or after an 8 Ball Chat … can’t say the same about some feelings.

Disclaimer #4: The views of Jamie Glass are his and his only … if you hate me because of what comes out of that guys mouth, you’re an idiot.

-adam