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Wabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a cwap."
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Re: Wabbits
that was sooo funny!!!
-Kasi- 'Marsupial Mom' in training!
0.1 Normal BP ~Isis~
1.0 Graziani Pastel ~Apollo~
0.1 Spider ~Savannah~
1.0 Albino ~Ra~
1.1 Lesser Platinum's ~Osiris~ ~Cleopatra~
2.4 PastelXNormal babies
0.1 RTB het Anery ~Camila~
1.1 Bennet's wallabies ~ Boomer~~Bella~
2.1 Red Kangaroo's ~Rocky, Jack, and Ruby~
1.0 Serval ~Keyba~
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LOL! Good one.....
Grey Scale is a good thing...
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Re: Wabbits
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....I could so see one of my kids doing this!
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-Jen. Back in the hobby after a hiatus!
Ball pythons:
0.1 normal; 1.1 albino. 1.0 pied; 0.1 het pied; 1.0 banana.
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