For the Californians

[xdeus]

If Sarah can do one for Texans, I can do one for Californians.

You know you're in California when...

Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in
English.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named
Breeze.
You can't remember...Is pot illegal?
You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
You can't remember...Is pot illegal?
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
Gas costs a dollar per gallon more than it does anywhere else in the U.S.
A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You
don't even notice.
Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap
and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers
your mail is into BSDM, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
You can't remember...Is pot illegal?
It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM
WATCH 2000."
You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Banks himself
is teaching the 4:00 pm Tae Bo class.
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with
their cell phones or pagers.
It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all
the weather-related accidents.
Hey!!!! Is pot illegal?
You AND your dog have therapists.

[Laooda]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaa................ good stuff!

[adi]

lol this is sooooooo true it cracked me up.

i have a question....i keep forgetting, is pot legal?

[SarahMB]

LOL
That is hilarious!

[LadyOhh]

Heck yeah!

I actually saw Jet Li, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and Wayne Brady at LAX on each separate occasion...



California ROCKS..

(cept the housing and gas thing... Cost of living sucks here)

[Snakeman]

lol i live here and i didnt even notice all these were true!!

[frankykeno]

This reminds me of Aleesha's post about awhile back about folks from Vancouver, BC in Canada. What is it with you people from the west coast????

[LadyOhh]

Whats wrong with the West Coast?

It's all good over here.. No snow is the best part!!!

[JabbaTheMutts]

Whats wrong with the West Coast?

It's all good over here.. No snow is the best part!!!

Hows the fires?

[LadyOhh]

Meh... Can't see them due to the smog