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    Candy for aniversery?

    Just got to thinking. When your recieve or give candy on an aniversery or date, what does it mean?
    I got to thinking and came up with this
    It means if you love em enough to give em candy, you'll still love em when they put on a few pounds.
    Just had to get that out of my head
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    Re: Candy for aniversery?

    Good point!

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    Re: Candy for aniversery?

    It means you remembered the birthday or anniversary before you walked in the door.
    Christie
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    Cause when push comes to shove you taste what you're made of
    You might bend, till you break cause its all you can take
    On your knees you look up decide you've had enough
    You get mad you get strong wipe your hands shake it off
    Then you Stand

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    Re: Candy for aniversery?

    Quote Originally Posted by tigerlily
    It means you remembered the birthday or anniversary before you walked in the door.
    I agree with Christie...Candy is at every store's cash register...I am a guy and I know Candy is a bad choice.

    Only way it works is if it is something like Godiva and you actually picked out her favorite pieces (not a multi pack off the shelf) and gave her a real present to go along with it.
    Sean

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    Re: Candy for aniversery?

    Quote Originally Posted by lord jackel
    Only way it works is if it is something like Godiva and you actually picked out her favorite pieces (not a multi pack off the shelf) and gave her a real present to go along with it.
    Oh Sean, are you single, darling?

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    Re: Candy for aniversery?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pork Chops N' Corn Bread
    Just got to thinking. When your recieve or give candy on an aniversery or date, what does it mean?
    I got to thinking and came up with this
    It means if you love em enough to give em candy, you'll still love em when they put on a few pounds.
    Just had to get that out of my head
    When you give candy it means your about to enter a world of hurt because she's been telling you for weeks she's on a diet.

    When you recieve candy it means you have a legitimate reason to make him sleep on the couch/ in the garage and enjoy a night of peace treating yourself with his credit card.


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