1.If there's a way out of a cage, rest assured your snake will find it.
2.Unless your snake is pure white you're not gonna know what he's slithered in.
3.Just because you've spent $50.00 on that fancy, much cooler looking hide,doesn't mean he's ever gonna leave his $0.95 upside-down-plastic-bowl-with-a -hole-cut-in-it hide.
4.Your snake will "go" at the very moment he needs to...and the location at that very moment may just be on your brand new sweater,leather couch, or friend's jeans.
5.The amount of poop and mess a snake produces is not always proportional to the size of the prey it consumes.
6.You can count on "overturning the water bowl" is a game your snake will never tire of......no matter how many times you have to replace his water and tub liner.
If you can think of anymore lil things too add, feel free....just for fun!!!![]()