The Dog Ate What?

[slartibartfast]

Found this on craigslist, and it had me laughing so hard that I litterally had tears streaming down my face. We had a similar case come into the ER where I work, and she describes it perfectly.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/243881936.html

[LadyOhh]

Yummm....


BLECH!!

[ZEKESMOM]

Lmao!!!

[recycling goddess]

here's another funny 'dog ate it' story:

http://www.timelessspirit.com/MAY06/tales.shtml

[frankykeno]

If you've ever had Labrador Retreivers you know what the heck they will eat and the answer is....anything that can't eat them first. Here's just a short list of things my two labs ate over the years. Luckily I had a vet who had a lab herself so she understood (having had to remove 4 beer caps from her own 13 year old labs tummy after it went wandering around at the bonfire party).

- 1.5 lbs of wild bird seed after the neighbour left a bag out to feed the wild birds (that was a fun pump the dog's stomach vet visit)

- almost everything in the fridge when the door wasn't closed properly (never seen a dog puke that much but apparently eating a full 2lb tub of margarine isn't a particularily smart decision!)

- two children's bike helmets (that one cost me over $400 in vet bills and almost resulted in surgery when the helmet lining swelled up in her belly..oh and $60.00 for two more helmets)

- all the hands and feet off an entire collection of Barbie dolls (poor Barbies didn't look so nice afterwards and boy was the kid MAD!)

- most of a set of wooden building blocks

- entire big box of crayons (does make for pretty poop in the yard! )

- some sort of toxic cleaning product can from the garbage can (yet another massive vet bill and yet another new garbage can with yet another stronger lid)

- dirty baby diapers (don't even ask! *gag*)

- various food stuffs (i.e. defrosting meat, my freakin lunch, etc.) not nailed down or otherwise put up so high a Great Dane couldn't reach em

I swear labs are part goat!

[Ginevive]

LOL
My mom's dog ate two bars of soap (yes, he is part retriever..) She has since switched to liquid soap.

[Sausage]

"He looked like a combination of the Pillsbury dough boy and the Michelin Tire man wrapped up in fur. "
That reminds me of the time my dog literally ate homework. My mom went through this super-religious phase and was taking a women's bible study. She sat her paper-back study bible on the coffee table, where my Cairn Terrier somehow managed to grab the bible and tear it apart.
I had a neighbor with a lab who ate a doormat! :eek:

[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

If you've ever had Labrador Retreivers you know what the heck they will eat and the answer is....anything that can't eat them first. Here's just a short list of things my two labs ate over the years. Luckily I had a vet who had a lab herself so she understood (having had to remove 4 beer caps from her own 13 year old labs tummy after it went wandering around at the bonfire party).

- 1.5 lbs of wild bird seed after the neighbour left a bag out to feed the wild birds (that was a fun pump the dog's stomach vet visit)

- almost everything in the fridge when the door wasn't closed properly (never seen a dog puke that much but apparently eating a full 2lb tub of margarine isn't a particularily smart decision!)

- two children's bike helmets (that one cost me over $400 in vet bills and almost resulted in surgery when the helmet lining swelled up in her belly..oh and $60.00 for two more helmets)

- all the hands and feet off an entire collection of Barbie dolls (poor Barbies didn't look so nice afterwards and boy was the kid MAD!)

- most of a set of wooden building blocks

- entire big box of crayons (does make for pretty poop in the yard! )

- some sort of toxic cleaning product can from the garbage can (yet another massive vet bill and yet another new garbage can with yet another stronger lid)

- dirty baby diapers (don't even ask! *gag*)

- various food stuffs (i.e. defrosting meat, my freakin lunch, etc.) not nailed down or otherwise put up so high a Great Dane couldn't reach em

I swear labs are part goat!

Can I add to this?
My cousins under pants(found at the park later in a pile of poo)
Defrosting rabbits, rats, and mice
Whole rolls of toilet paper
and part of my roach colony!!!

[steveo]

Lmao!
Chad my boxer has eaten a pair of knickers , half a roll of toilet paper and a defrosted weaner rat . he also has eaten 1kg of ferret food (he managed to open the cupboard door and ripped open a new bag of it and finished off half the bag ) he was badly bloated after that and could hardly walk :eek: he also has a fondness for eating socks too

[Pork Chops N' Corn Bread]

Lmao!
Chad my boxer has eaten a pair of knickers , half a roll of toilet paper and a defrosted weaner rat . he also has eaten 1kg of ferret food (he managed to open the cupboard door and ripped open a new bag of it and finished off half the bag ) he was badly bloated after that and could hardly walk :eek: he also has a fondness for eating socks too

lol One of our dogs used to open the cupboards at our old house all the time. Dogs, Can't live with em, can't live without em!!